My house mates want to have people over for dinner... But I want to be playing TERA, not eating food!

Help me think of an excuse for them to cancel it, whilst not making me look like a jerk... If possible :-(

just take that opportunity and turn them all into TERA players.

Good idea promoting the game! Or you could just tell them you have some kind of rare contagious skin disease.

1. Tell friend you have super bad bird flu
2. Lock yourself in your room under the pretext of being a good guy and no spreading the germs
3. Play Tera all weekend while suspiciously getting sick feeling because you actually DO have it
4. ?????
5. Die hours before Early Access begins.

Dear Xiroth,
After reading about your devastating problem, I have come up with a brilliant solution.

Fire. Yes, you heard me, fire. Light the house on fire, and no, not some puny fire that can be dealt with easily, a real fire. Voila. No house party, no food, and plenty of time for Tera.

Of course you have a hotel room/friends house lined up(with high speed internet of course), with your computer out of the house before the fire begins. These are obvious steps that might have been overlooked.

If you have any questions concerning this plan, please feel free to contact me and we can work them out.

-The

Naw fire is too boring. First go find a big [filtered] stick, preferably a tree branch at least 5-6 feet in length, tie a garbage can lid to the end and make believe its a giant axe.

Second find a panda suit, equip your "axe" and as soon as everyone sits down to dinner, come running in doing giant cyclone sweeps while mimicking animal sounds.

If they don't leave after that you just found yourself some guildies.

Quote: Drayeden on 04/18/2012, 07:11 PM - view

That's going to end like this:




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Wru says, troll your housemates like this

"what kinda people do you want to have over?"
they reply with some stupid [filtered] that is arbitrary
"oh, they are bringing there girlfriends?"
some [filtered] that is arbitrary
"oh, i wonder if those girls like to drink"
some more [filtered] that is stupid as [filtered] and probably doesnt matter.
"this is going to be the best daterape ever"
BOOM!
they lock you in your room for the weekend.

Some fantastic suggestions there. My personal favourite is the "axe" wielding panda. Unfortunately though, that makes me look like a massive jerk not to mention clinically insane.

Good suggestion nonetheless.

Fire is a good option, but I need the house back after the weekend so that could be a little problematic.

I was thinking I could hire a team of ninjas to "disable" the guests temporarily so they cannot make it to dinner, or even call to let my house mates know they will no longer be able to attend, which would make THEM look like jerks. That way the next time I see them I can look them in the eye and slowly shake my head so they know they've disappointed me.

If you want to go with a more subtle approach just rub something particularly irritating into your eyes so they get nice and red, make sure you answer the door and inform the guests that you have a very bad case of pinkeye, then proceed to try and hug them.