Because apparently my guild believes my character Markaeus looks like John Travolta:



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ANYWAY! This is what it spawned:

Mark: Why this cart could be reinforceable!
Durable!
Unbreakable!
Why it could be Phoenix Lightning!

(Phoenix Lightning!)

Mark: We'll get some overhead crossbows and four barrel cannons
oh yeah
Vhalken: (Keep talkin' woah keep talking)
Mark: Mage flame bombs and steel plated sides oh yeah
Vhalken: (We'll get it ready, I'll kill to get it ready)
Mark: With horse supply galore; he'll be saddled up to four
You know that ain't no joke, we'll get the Argons at the yolk
In Phoenix Lightning...
Guild: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Mark: Go Phoenix Lightning you're burning up the Argon lines
Guild: (Phoenix Lightning, go Phoenix Lightning!)
Mark: Go Phoenix Lightning you're cuttin' through the enemy ranks
Guild: (Phoenix Lightning, go Phoenix Lightning!)
Mark: You are supreme, the Federation dreams, of Phoenix Lightning!
Guild: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Mark: We'll get some deadly razor spikes and thirty inch lances
oh yeah
A Palomino lead horse and dual rear shields
oh yeah
With new weapons, wheels, and body I can get off my throne,
You know that I ain't bragging, he's better than a dragon!
Phoenix Lightning!

Mark: Go Phoenix Lightning you're burning up the Argon lines
Guild: (Phoenix Lightning, go Phoenix Lightning!)
Mark: Go Phoenix Lightning you're cuttin' through the enemy ranks
Guild: (Phoenix Lightning, go Phoenix Lightning!)
Mark: You are supreme, the Federation dreams, of Phoenix Lightning!
Guild: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Mark: Go Phoenix Lightning you're burning up the Argon lines
Guild: (Phoenix Lightning, go Phoenix Lightning!)
Mark: Go Phoenix Lightning you're cuttin' through the enemy ranks
Guild: (Phoenix Lightning, go Phoenix Lightning!)
Mark: You are supreme, the Federation dreams, of Phoenix Lightning!
Guild: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Guild: Lightning, lightning, lightning!
Lightning, lightning, lightning!
Guild & Mark: Lightning!

Yep. Enjoy.

Love,
Prince M. Crassus
Lord Commander
Legions of the Black Phoenix.

He kinda does... I guess... when squinting.

So that song... If I don't see it on iTunes soon I'm going to be disappointed.

wow annexious i dont see how this deals with erp guild at all?

Markaeus.... do you also have random male massage therapists threatening to sue you?