HELLO INTERNET, WELCOME TO THE NON-JUDICIAL PUNISHMENT RECRUITING THREAD!
OH, WHOOPS. YOUR BAD. You've accidently e-stumbled upon the most entertaining gaming community on the Internet. Luckily, we're recruiting. www.njpapb.com
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NON-JUDICIAL PUNISHMENT - OUR FEW REQUIREMENTS:
1. Thick Skin - You're going to need it. If you can't handle a joke without getting all bent out of shape, you're in the wrong place. If you can't take some critism if you're doing something terribly wrong, find a different group. We want people with at least some level of self confidence. We'll reserve acting like middle-school girls for middle-school girls.
2. Sense of Humor - This is a given. Our community is about entertainment. Funny is always entertaining. If you've got your trypants strapped as tight as they can go every time you sit down on the computer, you're doing it wrong. Time to cool off and find yourself some comedic value, this is the Internet afterall. The Internet is hilarious.
3. Microphone/Mumble - Definitely required. As a multi-gaming community, no matter what game you're logging in to play, why not log into mumble first so that as other people come on they can join you. If you don't enjoy socializing with us, why join us in the first place?
4. Some Degree of Competency - Here we go, I'm about to blow some minds with this next statement: No one likes working with an idiot. Fact. I'm not saying we have a minimum IQ requirement of 150 to join the community, I just can't deal with the people who literally have absolutely no idea what's going on in life around them.
(See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect - learn something)
5. 18+ Years of Age - This is our policy, however, if you can clearly demonstrate some kind of redeeming quality to overcome the fact that you failed to be born swiftly and promptly, we may consider you. MOVING ON...
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So that's it for our "rules". By this point, if you meet all five of those expectations, there's really no reason you shouldn't stop everything you're doing and apply now. Really. Just head over to: www.njpapb.com , click apply, fill it out. Submit, and then keep hitting refresh until we've responded.
Anyways, Internet reader, I'll do you the favor of divulging just a little bit into what you can expect from Non-Judicial Punishment. You remember the feeling of happiness you got the first time you got a girl to touch you? We're something like that. Anyways, moving on.
**CURRENTLY WE ARE ACCEPTING ALL RACES/CLASSES - This may be subject to change, but probably won't**
We don't have any set "goals" for TERA. Whether it's PVP, end-game content, whatever...we're all about it. This community's main focus will always be seeking the best level of entertainment we can find out of the Internet. Consider us a close-knit group of e-friends that hang out (virtually, of course) and play some games. This clan was formed originally for All Points Bulletin, and since then we've been aiming to broaden our horizons, finding new games we all enjoy, and then trying to pull new members from the communities.
You won't ever find a pointless rank structure in our group. You're not going to progress up to earn respect. If you're a member you're a member. That's that. I've spent the last five years in the Marine Corps, I don't need to play pretend rank on the Internet as well. Rank only leads to inflated egos, and mine is big enough as it is. That's that. If being told what to do gets you off, there are plenty of women you can pay to do that for you.
For launch, we won't be forcing any minimum level requirements, however this will most likely change fairly quickly.
Lastly, it seems like common sense, given the language of this thread, but...we speak English. Most of us only speak English. If you barely speak English, this probably won't be all that enjoyable of an experience for you. Speaking English is definitely a plus. Now if you have colorful, imaginative vocabulary to compliment your English-speaking, that's an even bigger plus. I'm a sucker for sarcasm.
Anyone still reading by now is either overwhelmingly patient, or horribly bored, so I'll cut it off here. If a social and entertaining group of friends is what you're after, you're in the right place.
Stop.
www.njpapb.com
Apply.
???
Profit.
I can't stress enough that microphone communication is required. If you're too insecure to log into mumble before you play and actually participate with the community, don't bother joining us. We're not looking for social outcasts.
Apply Now through our Website - Click "Application", fill it out, and submit.
OH, WHOOPS. YOUR BAD. You've accidently e-stumbled upon the most entertaining gaming community on the Internet. Luckily, we're recruiting. www.njpapb.com
_____________________________________________________________
NON-JUDICIAL PUNISHMENT - OUR FEW REQUIREMENTS:
1. Thick Skin - You're going to need it. If you can't handle a joke without getting all bent out of shape, you're in the wrong place. If you can't take some critism if you're doing something terribly wrong, find a different group. We want people with at least some level of self confidence. We'll reserve acting like middle-school girls for middle-school girls.
2. Sense of Humor - This is a given. Our community is about entertainment. Funny is always entertaining. If you've got your trypants strapped as tight as they can go every time you sit down on the computer, you're doing it wrong. Time to cool off and find yourself some comedic value, this is the Internet afterall. The Internet is hilarious.
3. Microphone/Mumble - Definitely required. As a multi-gaming community, no matter what game you're logging in to play, why not log into mumble first so that as other people come on they can join you. If you don't enjoy socializing with us, why join us in the first place?
4. Some Degree of Competency - Here we go, I'm about to blow some minds with this next statement: No one likes working with an idiot. Fact. I'm not saying we have a minimum IQ requirement of 150 to join the community, I just can't deal with the people who literally have absolutely no idea what's going on in life around them.
(See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect - learn something)
5. 18+ Years of Age - This is our policy, however, if you can clearly demonstrate some kind of redeeming quality to overcome the fact that you failed to be born swiftly and promptly, we may consider you. MOVING ON...
_____________________________________________________________
So that's it for our "rules". By this point, if you meet all five of those expectations, there's really no reason you shouldn't stop everything you're doing and apply now. Really. Just head over to: www.njpapb.com , click apply, fill it out. Submit, and then keep hitting refresh until we've responded.
Anyways, Internet reader, I'll do you the favor of divulging just a little bit into what you can expect from Non-Judicial Punishment. You remember the feeling of happiness you got the first time you got a girl to touch you? We're something like that. Anyways, moving on.
**CURRENTLY WE ARE ACCEPTING ALL RACES/CLASSES - This may be subject to change, but probably won't**
We don't have any set "goals" for TERA. Whether it's PVP, end-game content, whatever...we're all about it. This community's main focus will always be seeking the best level of entertainment we can find out of the Internet. Consider us a close-knit group of e-friends that hang out (virtually, of course) and play some games. This clan was formed originally for All Points Bulletin, and since then we've been aiming to broaden our horizons, finding new games we all enjoy, and then trying to pull new members from the communities.
You won't ever find a pointless rank structure in our group. You're not going to progress up to earn respect. If you're a member you're a member. That's that. I've spent the last five years in the Marine Corps, I don't need to play pretend rank on the Internet as well. Rank only leads to inflated egos, and mine is big enough as it is. That's that. If being told what to do gets you off, there are plenty of women you can pay to do that for you.
For launch, we won't be forcing any minimum level requirements, however this will most likely change fairly quickly.
Lastly, it seems like common sense, given the language of this thread, but...we speak English. Most of us only speak English. If you barely speak English, this probably won't be all that enjoyable of an experience for you. Speaking English is definitely a plus. Now if you have colorful, imaginative vocabulary to compliment your English-speaking, that's an even bigger plus. I'm a sucker for sarcasm.
Anyone still reading by now is either overwhelmingly patient, or horribly bored, so I'll cut it off here. If a social and entertaining group of friends is what you're after, you're in the right place.
Stop.
www.njpapb.com
Apply.
???
Profit.
I can't stress enough that microphone communication is required. If you're too insecure to log into mumble before you play and actually participate with the community, don't bother joining us. We're not looking for social outcasts.
Apply Now through our Website - Click "Application", fill it out, and submit.
Edited by: PunjiStick
about 1 year ago