This man gets his own castle. screw the votes. ok dont screw the votes. in fact get down on those votes like sex muppets with 4 hands in them. with a campaign like that he MUST win.
If elected Exarch, I will only tax waffles!
A lot of members have asked me my position on giant bees in TERA. Well, I'm here today to officially announce I am anti-giant bee. Leveling up on the Island of Dawn, I've seen the tragedies that have occurred when giant bees are allowed to run rampant. You swing at one, others attack you, and then you get no experience or item drops. They also buzz and fly about, circling unrestricted around the border of the town. It's an awful experience that no man, woman, or child should have to suffer through.
Allow me to share you a few experiences from my childhood.
Kindergarten, I was a happy innocent youth. Full of life, sugar, and dreams. After running across the wooden bridge and going down the metal slide (not a good idea in shorts on a hot summer day, for the record), I decided I'd give the tire swing a try. Little did I know, that a nest had been formed within the darkness of the opened tire swing. In but an instant, my naivety was shattered as I sat on that very tire and was greeted with a swift sting to my rear end. I don't remember much else, except for a bag of blue gel-like stuff. Also, you can make Smarties last longer if you imagine that each color represents a different special ability that you gain from eating one.
Flash forward to first grade, and I go out on the playground after lunch. There I come face-to-face with yet another very angry giant bee. Now, I tried to be courteous. I went to move out of the way. After all, why egg him on? Why give him reason to hurt me or feel threatened? He moved with me. I dodge to the left, and he goes to the left too. We are at an impasse. all I wanted to do was get to the swing set held up on the red bars, connected to the slide. I decide I'll try another path and quickly run back, looping around the other side of the sand-coated ground in an effort to reach my destination of childhood excitement. Apparently, my new friend had the same idea and we run right back into each other, experiencing a sting to my neck. Yes, I was fine, but they had to pull the stinger out. I can proudly claim I did not shed a tear that day, but I cannot say the same for our fallen friend. Wiz Khalifa would later write a song about this day.
Did you know there are people that are allergic to bee stings?
I wanted you all to know that I won't feed you a bunch of bull over the course of this campaign. Will I open up special vendors and keep prices low? You bet. Would I organize events in my region? Like you wouldn't believe. Do I have a plan for bees? Yes, but I will be presenting my platform at a later date. I won't hide behind empty words or make promises I can't keep.
You don't know me now, but you will in weeks to come.
My name is Gil, and today I don't like giant bees.