**ATTENTION** EN MASSE**

IVoXI Profile Options #1

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1.) Fix your chat box. Don't wait, don't think about it. Fix it. I'd like to type more than 3 or 4 words. I would like to use quotation marks in my sentences. In fact, I'd like to be able to type whatever fck I feel like. We're not paying you sit around and ignore the 1000s of people trying to get help/support in your fail chat program. Fix in game chat.

2.) Loot. Fix it. You knew it was broken when you launched. "Emergency Patch Friday" is tomorrow. Choppidy Chop Chop.

3.) Forum login information. I think a gorilla could code a better forum with the "stay logged in" feature on accident than you all did on purpose.

4.) I want more attention. Please make fun of me and show me how superior you are.

5.) ?
WardenOfArcherus Profile Options #2

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How about:

5.) We should all get a slice of pie (as cake is a lie) with our first paid subscription. With whipped cream...a scoop of ice cream on the side...and a golden spoon to eat all our "demands" with.
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1) Write single and double-digit numbers out. Use "four" instead of "4".

2) Use complete sentences. If you are adding a rhetorical pause, use a semicolon.

3) Use articles to identify distinct ideas. "Whatever fck" you feel like is atrocious use of English.

4) Again, avoid using numbers for common numbers like "hundred", "thousand" and "million." This clouds your purpose rather than enhancing it.

5) Something can't be "how superior." Use the phrase "how much more superior."

6) Hyperbole is best used with concise ideas. Is the fact that a gorilla can code important? Why is he coding on accident? What is the "stay logged in" feature you are referring to? Remember to frame your ideas before writing and to review your arguments after writing.
Edited by: Ahmon about 1 year ago
IVoXI Profile Options #4

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Ahmon on 05/03/2012, 11:30 PM - view
1) Write single and double-digit numbers out. Use "four" instead of "4".

2) Use complete sentences. If you are adding a rhetorical pause, use a semicolon.

3) Use articles to identify distinct ideas. "Whatever fck" you feel like is atrocious use of English.

4) Again, avoid using numbers for common numbers like "hundred", "thousand" and "million." This clouds your purpose rather than enhancing it.

5) Something can't be "how superior." Use the phrase "how much more superior."

6) Hyperbole is best used with concise ideas. Is the fact that a gorilla can coding important? Why is he coding on accident? What is the "stay logged in" feature you are referring to? Remember to frame your ideas before writing and to review your arguments after writing.


Have you ever seen a woman naked before in your life? Be honest. In real life. Not in a magazine on the internet. Those don't count.
Lurkios Profile Options #5

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Ahmon on 05/03/2012, 11:30 PM - view

Is the fact that a gorilla can coding important?


I saw that.
Ahmon Profile Options #6

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Lurkios on 05/03/2012, 11:33 PM - view
Ahmon on 05/03/2012, 11:30 PM

Is the fact that a gorilla can coding important?


I saw that.

Yep. It goes to show you how important review is.
Picchu Profile Options #7

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I love how people are always demanding things. "Chopiddy Chop Chop?" Yeah, that'll get things done real quickly.

IVoXI on 05/03/2012, 11:33 PM
Have you ever seen a woman naked before in your life? Be honest. In real life. Not in a magazine on the internet. Those don't count.


Because that's 100% relevant to the topic.
Edited by: Picchu about 1 year ago
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Picchu on 05/03/2012, 11:37 PM - view
I love how people are always demanding things. "Chopiddy Chop Chop?" Yeah, that'll get things done real quickly.


Hey, come now. This thread is about grammar. Try and keep it on topic.
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Ahmon on 05/03/2012, 11:30 PM - view
1) Write single and double-digit numbers out. Use "four" instead of "4".

2) Use complete sentences. If you are adding a rhetorical pause, use a semicolon.

3) Use articles to identify distinct ideas. "Whatever fck" you feel like is atrocious use of English.

4) Again, avoid using numbers for common numbers like "hundred", "thousand" and "million." This clouds your purpose rather than enhancing it.

5) Something can't be "how superior." Use the phrase "how much more superior."

6) Hyperbole is best used with concise ideas. Is the fact that a gorilla can code important? Why is he coding on accident? What is the "stay logged in" feature you are referring to? Remember to frame your ideas before writing and to review your arguments after writing.


It makes me happy to know that there are still others out there who care to use the English language properly.
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I love OP's reasoning.

Higher education = less woman contact.

He must be Hugh Hefner. I can hear his knuckles dragging.