Sky0427
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1.) You are 4 levels over dungeon mobs which cause a EXP and Drop rate cut and you're the only person this level. Oh what's that? You're doing quests? Why the [filtered] didn't you clear the objectives 2 levels ago.
2.)You decided to wait 301 seconds to come into the dungeon and then asked "I missed the enter button how do I get in?" then I asked you "What's the shape of italy?" and then you gave me the right answer.
3.)You attack a mob as soon as it's health bar appears and you didn't [filtered] wait for me to aggro the rest of the room because apparently you want the run to take longer. Trigger happy dumbass.
4.)You came into Akasha's Hideout and didn't have the goddamn potion.
5.)You had the potion but apparently you like hugging the barrels.
6.)You came into a dungeon infamous, because you couldn't help but PK those lowbies and because of that you're giving the healer a headache. Jerk.
7.)Instead of standing behind the boss or on the sides you wanted me to teach you how to tank and stood in front of the boss with me.
8.)You walked out of the dungeon to get quests, went afk without saying a word, and then when you came back you found you were kicked and asked me why.
9.)You decided to give no [filtered]s and stand wherever you please so you aggro'd even more crap because apparently not only are you a clothy panzy but you're also retarded, got 1 shotted by the mobs you accidentally aggro'd and nearly wiped us.
10.)You stood directly behind me on a boss that [filtered] jumps or rolls.
11.)You decided to play the role of a healer and instead of keeping me topped off you actually went afk and came back to me with half my hp and not a lot of mana left. Only I am allowed to go afk during a fight.
12.)The only reason I don't turn on "No looting during combat" is because it takes forever to get out of combat not because I actually want you to loot during combat.
13.)While still playing the role of a healing class you decide that debuffing isn't important... Which is okay.... Except when we're fighting Karascha and the Count in SM. Then it's not [filtered] okay. Use the skill you goddamn retard I don't want to break my goddamn crystals.
14.)Because you're a goddamn BR. Go away and huehuehue somewhere else.
15.)Because you said "Man I've been in queue for 5 hours!" as if that wouldn't make me want to troll the living daylights out of you.
16.)I died. Okay I [filtered] up. My bad. But get your [filtered] over here and res me. What's that? You just want to DPS the boss and not use a scroll? Oh. Well, okay I guess. Oh look now the healers dead because he had aggro. Oh look you're dead.
17.) The healer [filtered] died, res his [filtered]. Now. NOW I SAID. Oh my god you know what, here you tank it I'll go res him. NO GODDAMN IT DON'T LURE THE BOSS TO ME....I [filtered] HATE YOU.
18.) A lot of add's spawned. Just as I was running to you to grab aggro you started running away from me and my shout missed all of them. [filtered] you too btw.
19.)You got aggro from me(Don't feel special I probably have my solo glyphs on.) And now you're running away from me. Tell me more about how that's a good idea.
Here's a few things I'd never kick you for:
1.)I'd never kick you just because you share the same armor type as me. My queues are half a second long what do you honestly think I care? You probably need it more than me.
2.)I'd never kick you because I don't think you do any DPS, whether or not it's true it's not worth the effort to type /kick and then your name. You think I'm playing a Lancer because I'm NOT lazy? Reality check, I like just sitting there and holding down my right click and doing absolutely nothing.
3.)I would never kick you just because you don't speak english. I'll kick you if you don't know what the hell you're doing and can't understand what I say. Or I'll just kick you if you don't care.
4.)I'd never kick you if you didn't [filtered] deserve it.
Notes:
Everything in this post is merely a generalization as to what you should and should not do in a dungeon. Apprently, everything that is post is taken to the most literal sense possible down to even the level of grammar that was used to put certain ideas into place.
I don't acctually kick someone everytime one of these things happens but what I'm trying to say is that this [filtered] does get annoying and if you do it enough times or have done a majority of these things I've listed then jesus christ you need to be kicked.
This post is just a joke, a maybe a kind of insight of what goes on in my head when you annoy me.
Yes I'm totally an elitist [filtered] who won't take the time of day to teach you how to play.
But fear not for I'm not so unfair that I'll kick people in pairs.
Because I hate to quest but I like to group.
And a smooth run is better than chicken noodle soup.
2.)You decided to wait 301 seconds to come into the dungeon and then asked "I missed the enter button how do I get in?" then I asked you "What's the shape of italy?" and then you gave me the right answer.
3.)You attack a mob as soon as it's health bar appears and you didn't [filtered] wait for me to aggro the rest of the room because apparently you want the run to take longer. Trigger happy dumbass.
4.)You came into Akasha's Hideout and didn't have the goddamn potion.
5.)You had the potion but apparently you like hugging the barrels.
6.)You came into a dungeon infamous, because you couldn't help but PK those lowbies and because of that you're giving the healer a headache. Jerk.
7.)Instead of standing behind the boss or on the sides you wanted me to teach you how to tank and stood in front of the boss with me.
8.)You walked out of the dungeon to get quests, went afk without saying a word, and then when you came back you found you were kicked and asked me why.
9.)You decided to give no [filtered]s and stand wherever you please so you aggro'd even more crap because apparently not only are you a clothy panzy but you're also retarded, got 1 shotted by the mobs you accidentally aggro'd and nearly wiped us.
10.)You stood directly behind me on a boss that [filtered] jumps or rolls.
11.)You decided to play the role of a healer and instead of keeping me topped off you actually went afk and came back to me with half my hp and not a lot of mana left. Only I am allowed to go afk during a fight.
12.)The only reason I don't turn on "No looting during combat" is because it takes forever to get out of combat not because I actually want you to loot during combat.
13.)While still playing the role of a healing class you decide that debuffing isn't important... Which is okay.... Except when we're fighting Karascha and the Count in SM. Then it's not [filtered] okay. Use the skill you goddamn retard I don't want to break my goddamn crystals.
14.)Because you're a goddamn BR. Go away and huehuehue somewhere else.
15.)Because you said "Man I've been in queue for 5 hours!" as if that wouldn't make me want to troll the living daylights out of you.
16.)I died. Okay I [filtered] up. My bad. But get your [filtered] over here and res me. What's that? You just want to DPS the boss and not use a scroll? Oh. Well, okay I guess. Oh look now the healers dead because he had aggro. Oh look you're dead.
17.) The healer [filtered] died, res his [filtered]. Now. NOW I SAID. Oh my god you know what, here you tank it I'll go res him. NO GODDAMN IT DON'T LURE THE BOSS TO ME....I [filtered] HATE YOU.
18.) A lot of add's spawned. Just as I was running to you to grab aggro you started running away from me and my shout missed all of them. [filtered] you too btw.
19.)You got aggro from me(Don't feel special I probably have my solo glyphs on.) And now you're running away from me. Tell me more about how that's a good idea.
Here's a few things I'd never kick you for:
1.)I'd never kick you just because you share the same armor type as me. My queues are half a second long what do you honestly think I care? You probably need it more than me.
2.)I'd never kick you because I don't think you do any DPS, whether or not it's true it's not worth the effort to type /kick and then your name. You think I'm playing a Lancer because I'm NOT lazy? Reality check, I like just sitting there and holding down my right click and doing absolutely nothing.
3.)I would never kick you just because you don't speak english. I'll kick you if you don't know what the hell you're doing and can't understand what I say. Or I'll just kick you if you don't care.
4.)I'd never kick you if you didn't [filtered] deserve it.
Notes:
Everything in this post is merely a generalization as to what you should and should not do in a dungeon. Apprently, everything that is post is taken to the most literal sense possible down to even the level of grammar that was used to put certain ideas into place.
I don't acctually kick someone everytime one of these things happens but what I'm trying to say is that this [filtered] does get annoying and if you do it enough times or have done a majority of these things I've listed then jesus christ you need to be kicked.
This post is just a joke, a maybe a kind of insight of what goes on in my head when you annoy me.
Yes I'm totally an elitist [filtered] who won't take the time of day to teach you how to play.
But fear not for I'm not so unfair that I'll kick people in pairs.
Because I hate to quest but I like to group.
And a smooth run is better than chicken noodle soup.
Edited by: Sky0427
12 months ago