I'm a Lancer and here's why I kicked you.

Sky0427 Profile Options #1

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1.) You are 4 levels over dungeon mobs which cause a EXP and Drop rate cut and you're the only person this level. Oh what's that? You're doing quests? Why the [filtered] didn't you clear the objectives 2 levels ago.

2.)You decided to wait 301 seconds to come into the dungeon and then asked "I missed the enter button how do I get in?" then I asked you "What's the shape of italy?" and then you gave me the right answer.

3.)You attack a mob as soon as it's health bar appears and you didn't [filtered] wait for me to aggro the rest of the room because apparently you want the run to take longer. Trigger happy dumbass.

4.)You came into Akasha's Hideout and didn't have the goddamn potion.

5.)You had the potion but apparently you like hugging the barrels.

6.)You came into a dungeon infamous, because you couldn't help but PK those lowbies and because of that you're giving the healer a headache. Jerk.

7.)Instead of standing behind the boss or on the sides you wanted me to teach you how to tank and stood in front of the boss with me.

8.)You walked out of the dungeon to get quests, went afk without saying a word, and then when you came back you found you were kicked and asked me why.

9.)You decided to give no [filtered]s and stand wherever you please so you aggro'd even more crap because apparently not only are you a clothy panzy but you're also retarded, got 1 shotted by the mobs you accidentally aggro'd and nearly wiped us.

10.)You stood directly behind me on a boss that [filtered] jumps or rolls.

11.)You decided to play the role of a healer and instead of keeping me topped off you actually went afk and came back to me with half my hp and not a lot of mana left. Only I am allowed to go afk during a fight.

12.)The only reason I don't turn on "No looting during combat" is because it takes forever to get out of combat not because I actually want you to loot during combat.

13.)While still playing the role of a healing class you decide that debuffing isn't important... Which is okay.... Except when we're fighting Karascha and the Count in SM. Then it's not [filtered] okay. Use the skill you goddamn retard I don't want to break my goddamn crystals.

14.)Because you're a goddamn BR. Go away and huehuehue somewhere else.

15.)Because you said "Man I've been in queue for 5 hours!" as if that wouldn't make me want to troll the living daylights out of you.

16.)I died. Okay I [filtered] up. My bad. But get your [filtered] over here and res me. What's that? You just want to DPS the boss and not use a scroll? Oh. Well, okay I guess. Oh look now the healers dead because he had aggro. Oh look you're dead.

17.) The healer [filtered] died, res his [filtered]. Now. NOW I SAID. Oh my god you know what, here you tank it I'll go res him. NO GODDAMN IT DON'T LURE THE BOSS TO ME....I [filtered] HATE YOU.

18.) A lot of add's spawned. Just as I was running to you to grab aggro you started running away from me and my shout missed all of them. [filtered] you too btw.

19.)You got aggro from me(Don't feel special I probably have my solo glyphs on.) And now you're running away from me. Tell me more about how that's a good idea.

Here's a few things I'd never kick you for:

1.)I'd never kick you just because you share the same armor type as me. My queues are half a second long what do you honestly think I care? You probably need it more than me.

2.)I'd never kick you because I don't think you do any DPS, whether or not it's true it's not worth the effort to type /kick and then your name. You think I'm playing a Lancer because I'm NOT lazy? Reality check, I like just sitting there and holding down my right click and doing absolutely nothing.

3.)I would never kick you just because you don't speak english. I'll kick you if you don't know what the hell you're doing and can't understand what I say. Or I'll just kick you if you don't care.

4.)I'd never kick you if you didn't [filtered] deserve it.


Notes:
Everything in this post is merely a generalization as to what you should and should not do in a dungeon. Apprently, everything that is post is taken to the most literal sense possible down to even the level of grammar that was used to put certain ideas into place.

I don't acctually kick someone everytime one of these things happens but what I'm trying to say is that this [filtered] does get annoying and if you do it enough times or have done a majority of these things I've listed then jesus christ you need to be kicked.

This post is just a joke, a maybe a kind of insight of what goes on in my head when you annoy me.

Yes I'm totally an elitist [filtered] who won't take the time of day to teach you how to play.
But fear not for I'm not so unfair that I'll kick people in pairs.
Because I hate to quest but I like to group.
And a smooth run is better than chicken noodle soup.
Edited by: Sky0427 12 months ago
Cotti Profile Options #2

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+1

Edit: In before elitist!
Edited by: Cotti 12 months ago
Drakensang Profile Options #3

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A long [filtered] post and yet you forgot to include the main reason Lancers kick Zerks, their gear. Blatant lie to say lancers never kick them for that
itsronnnn Profile Options #4

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I like you. +1
Sky0427 Profile Options #5

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Drakensang on 05/25/2012, 01:17 PM - view
A long [filtered] post and yet you forgot to include the main reason Lancers kick Zerks, their gear. Blatant lie to say lancers never kick them for that


Well I'm sure some do but I sure as [filtered] don't care. I mean I get into a dungeon whenever I goddamn please. Zerks have to wait however long a dps has to wait. Which is awful. I once sat in queue for 2 mins. 2 [filtered] MINUTES WHAT THE [filtered] THAT TOOK FOREVER.
Veritate Profile Options #6

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I'm a lancer and I kick you because:

1) You take too long to zone in upon instance match and end up having 4 people wait on you.
2) You zone in with no crystals, not even vendor crystals.
3) You come with no panaceas, not even vendor Combat Panaceas.

I don't really care if you're a zerker or not because 50% chance to win any plate loot is pretty good odds in my book.
RexZShadow Profile Options #7

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Rex Lvl.60
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Human Lancer
@Drakensang this is her personal list has nothign to do with everyone else.

#14 because he is BR all your arugment is invaild =X
#17 lol that happened to me before, healer was dead and other dps died. 2 dps left alive, one of them already used a res scroll. so we shout at the other one to rez the healer for solid 1-2mins before i died and than he died lol.
Komari Profile Options #8

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You should change #14 to BR instead of Brazilian.

Brazilian's are fine, even they hate the BR's of their country. Though I do wish more games would go the route of IP blocking them. The bad is far more then the good from them.
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Dellia Lvl.60
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I lol'd a bit on number fourteen. Made my day.
ClaymoreTeresa Profile Options #10

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Lancers behave like elitists because they are usually the most experienced players in this game, thanks to multiple runs of the same dungeon over a fixed interval of time, compared to the other classes.

Lancers have to know boss patterns, apply de-buffs in a timely manner, pull and threaten correctly, and be ready to 1-on-1 with the boss if everyone is dead.

Everyone else who messes with the lancer's rhythm deserves a warning and in extreme cases, a kick. Most people will start off as a new and inexperienced (bad) lancer, but eventually they will develop into the 'ideal' lancer who wants to do better and better runs every time - i.e. not tolerate consistent screw-ups in every room because the DPS/healer do not use their brains properly.
Edited by: ClaymoreTeresa 12 months ago