gladly, However I will be reposting this thread after. As they will remove it when Im done.
I posted the convo last night and they removed it.
so check back quick before they delete this post.
Hi, my name is GM Koboshi. How may I help you?
PandaPants .: HI!
PandaPants .: I have a question, do you guys delete accounts upon request?
GM Koboshi: yes we do
PandaPants .: Great!
PandaPants .: My grandfather died this evening, So Im sort of mourning and am too addicted to the game which is pathetic. And I need to spend time wtih the family. Which wont happen if I continue to play this game.
GM Koboshi: Oh so you want us to deactivate it until it's a better time?
PandaPants .: Nah I just should probably get rid of it BUT NOT YET. Ive lost 22 lbs in 1 month and i play for 2-3 days at a time without sleeping.
PandaPants .: I dont eat while I play most of the time, Maybe a glass or 2 of milk
PandaPants .: I literally feel like IM going to die right now.
PandaPants .: Feel like Ill collapse at any moment
PandaPants .: I walk around shaking all the time
PandaPants .: Anyways thats not my point here
GM Koboshi: Oh my...
GM Koboshi: Well either way I can deactivate it.
PandaPants .: Before you delete my account. Can I have my forum name changed to my grandfathers name, As a Tribute to him?
GM Koboshi: Should you wish to come back, we will reactivate it
GM Koboshi: Sure. I'll see if it will let me put it in
GM Koboshi: What is the name you want
PandaPants .: HeywoodJeblomeeme
PandaPants .: Unless there can be spaces? Then make it "Heywood Jeblomeeme"
GM Koboshi: Okay give me a moment
PandaPants .: Thank you kind sir!
GM Koboshi: HeywoodJeblomeeme is now your name, can't use spaces
PandaPants .: Thank you so much!
PandaPants .: It means alot to me!
GM Koboshi: Not a problem
GM Koboshi: And i deactivated the game account. You might want to stop the auto-billing on your subscription unless you want me to
PandaPants .: Ok!
PandaPants .: can you check out my website real quick?
www.reallifetrolling.com
GM Koboshi: I'd prefer not to
PandaPants .: Why not?
GM Koboshi: Can't really go to other sites
PandaPants .: Darn!, Ill tell you what it says and allow GM trolling of a customer!
PandaPants .: Get Trolled
Hi there GM Koboshi! I have a message for EME. Please pass it along.
"HEY WOOD JE BLO ME EME"
PandaPants .: Now will you please make it so I can never get online again?
PandaPants .: IN GAME
GM Koboshi: If there is nothing else I can help you with I'll have to disconnect now
PandaPants .: Wait
PandaPants .: Did you make it so I can NEVER get in game again?
GM Koboshi: Well you did tell me to disable your account
GM Koboshi: so yeah
GM Koboshi: You can't
GM Koboshi: Unless we renistate it
PandaPants .: If I ask you to reinstate it will you?
GM Koboshi: Well, yes, I am required to
GM Koboshi: It's your account
PandaPants .: Please reinstate my account
GM Koboshi: Okay It is
GM Koboshi: Is there anything else I can help you with.
GM Koboshi: Other than disabling your account
PandaPants .: What is the fastest way to Earn a Perma ban in tera?
PandaPants .: Refrase!
PandaPants .: What is the fastest way to earn a Permanent Ban in tera?
GM Koboshi: Continuous abuse of CS is a good way to start
PandaPants .: "start"?
PandaPants .: Ive been abusing CS for several days
PandaPants .: Trolling the [filtered] outt of yall about your completly bogus Rules of Conduct
PandaPants .: That you claim is a legal doccument
PandaPants .: What else can I do... Seems liek 8 trolling of GMs isnt enough.
GM Koboshi: If there isn't anything else you need help with I will have to disconnect now
PandaPants .: Tell GMs to start watchign VOT server chat. INC harrasment
GM Koboshi: We watch all the chats
PandaPants .: Fantastic!
PandaPants .: Inc Harrasment
GM Koboshi: INC?
PandaPants .: Incomplete.
GM Koboshi: Okay then... Well I will let them know. But If you don't need pertinent I will have to disconnect
GM Koboshi: help with*
PandaPants .: I do!
PandaPants .: Wait one sec As I gather my thoughts for my question!
'GM Flashfire' has joined the chat.
GM Flashfire: Hey PandaPants! Second's up buddy! :)
GM Flashfire: I'm Flashfire, a supervisor here with EME. How's life this morning?
PandaPants .: HI !
PandaPants .: It [filtered]s balls
PandaPants .: sucks*
PandaPants .: Im kindly asking you all to MAKE IT SO I CAN NEVER GET IN GAME AGAIN.
GM Flashfire: Ouch! That doesn't - nvm that's a little less horrible
PandaPants .: WHICH YOU WONT DO
PandaPants .: SO IL HARRAS UNTIL YOU DO
GM Flashfire: Why?! You don't like our game anymore?
PandaPants .: I love tera
PandaPants .: I like ti too much
PandaPants .: EVERYTHING IVE SAID TONIGHT EXCEPT" PandaPants .: Nah I just should probably get rid of it BUT NOT YET. Ive lost 22 lbs in 1 month and i play for 2-3 days at a time without sleeping.
PandaPants .: I dont eat while I play most of the time, Maybe a glass or 2 of milk
PandaPants .: I literally feel like IM going to die right now.
PandaPants .: Feel like Ill collapse at any moment
PandaPants .: I walk around shaking all the time"
PandaPants .: WAS A TROLL
PandaPants .: I SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE IM ABOUT TO [filtered] DIE
PandaPants .: I HAVE ADDICTION ISSUES
GM Flashfire: I see.
GM Flashfire: I can close your account if you want, but then you'll end up going through withdrawal.
PandaPants .: TRUST ME WITHDRAWEL IS BETTER TAHN WOBBELING WHERE EVER YOU GO, CONSTATNLY HAVNT MY MOM SAY SHEES WORREID ABOUT MY HEATLTH
PandaPants .: IM NOT OBESE OR ANYTHING
PandaPants .: I WAS [filtered] EXTREMLY FIT. WHEN I GOT THE GAME, NOW I LOST 22 POUNDS AND AM PALE AND FEEL LIKE IM [filtered] HIGH AND DRUNK ALL THE TIME BUT YET I DONT DRINK OR DO DRUGS
GM Flashfire: O.O
PandaPants .: THATS WHAT HAPPENS APPARENTLY WHEN YOU HAVE LIKE 2 GLASSES OF MILT A BIT OF WATER MAYBE SOME SMALL AMOUNT OF FOOD HWILE PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 2-3 DAYS AT A TIME
PandaPants .: MILK*
PandaPants .: I SLEEP FOR 8-10 OURS AFTER 2-3 DAYS OF PLAYING
PandaPants .: HOURS*
PandaPants .: I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I HAVNT SLEPT IN 10- YEARS
PandaPants .: I HONESTLY AM CONSERNED
PandaPants .: I FEEL LIKE IM ABOUT TO COLLAPSE
GM Flashfire: For your well being, and per your request, I'm gonna go ahead and put your account on hold.
PandaPants .: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PandaPants .: HOLD IS NOT ENOUGH
GM Flashfire: Sounds like you need to contact your local health care facility.
PandaPants .: [filtered] JUST PERMANTLY BANIT
PandaPants .: TELL ME WHAT I GOT TO DO TO GET A PERMANAENT BAN IN YOUR GAME
PandaPants .: GMS THREATEN ME WITH PERMANENT BANS ALL THE TIME
PandaPants .: WTF?
PandaPants .: JUST TELL ME WHAT I GOT TO DO TO GET ONE.
GM Flashfire: You won't be able to log in after it's put on hold, so it'll be basically the same.
PandaPants .: IF I REQUEST YOU TAKE IT OFF HOLD WILL YOU?
GM Flashfire: I can leave a note saying not to.
PandaPants .: THAT DOESNT ANSWER MY QUESTION
GM Flashfire: It's not like a permaban can't be lifted either though.
PandaPants .: IF I REQUEST YOU TAKE IT OFF HOLD WILL YOU?????????????????????????
PandaPants .: R
GM Flashfire: No. I won't.
GM Flashfire: Unless you really, really ask nicely.
PandaPants .: LMAO
PandaPants .: HOW CAN I GET A PERMANETN BAN LMAO
GM Flashfire: ;) PandaPants, my good friend, do yourself a favor. Go get some rest, take a break from the game if you think you need it, and then come back and play in moderation.
PandaPants .: YOUR COMPLETLY BOGUS RULES OF CONDUCT ARNT CLEAR ENOUGH TO TELL ME HOW TO GET A BAN
PandaPants .: MY GOOD [filtered], FLASHFIRE. THATS NOT WHAT IM ASKING
PandaPants .: IS THERE A WAY TO GET PERMANTLY BANNED FROM YOUR GAME?
GM Flashfire: Of course there is, but I'm not going give you the way to do that. Then other player's have to deal with what it takes for you to get permanently banned.
PandaPants .: SO YOUR TELLING ME, ON FRAPS. THAT YOU WOULD RATHER ME HARRAS YOUR CUSTOMERS , UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT? THAN JSUT GIVE ME A PERMANENT BAN?
PandaPants .: BY THE WAY THIS IS GOING ON YOUTUBE
GM Flashfire: You can do what you will with this chat. I'm not going to deny you that right. And I tell you what, to prevent all of the disruption of other player's game experience, I'm going to apply that ban to your account. From what I can tell, you've been silenced and suspended enough to warrant that.
PandaPants .: [filtered] THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST
GM Flashfire: There you go.
GM Flashfire: Done.
PandaPants .: Thank you ;-) bet your all glad to have me out of your hair after several days of trolling your CS with your COMPLETLY BOGUS Rules of conduct. Btw I had my lawyer look at them The way you worded them wouldnt hold up in any court.
PandaPants .: Which I understand that was your purpose
PandaPants .: To basically say" Please dont do it"
GM Flashfire: I didn't write them, so I couldn't tell you either way. I can tell you that abuse of the support team is considered an offense worth a ban, thus your grounds for account termination.
PandaPants .: ;-)
PandaPants .: Is there anywhere that I agreed to that says you can ban me for abuse of the CS?
PandaPants .: Please quote it.
PandaPants .: ?
GM Flashfire: One moment.
GM Flashfire: Rule 9 in the Terms of Service. Direct quote: "You or En Masse may terminate this Terms of Service and your Account at any time."
PandaPants .: ^got trolled. thank you for your time.
PandaPants .: ;-)
PandaPants .: Do i still have access to CS?
GM Flashfire: You're still talking to me, are you not?
PandaPants .: I mean after this convo?
GM Flashfire: However, without an account, contacting CS may be difficult.
PandaPants .: Typical GM answer ;-)
PandaPants .: Vague, doesnt really tell you what you want to know
GM Flashfire: We do, of course, have a number that you can call us at. You'll find that on our website.
PandaPants .: I have 8 convos of this going on.
PandaPants .: Fantastic! Verbal trolling will commence!
GM Flashfire: Don't be angry if it doesn't work. We do have people that need to be helped.
PandaPants .: Ill be very angry if it doesnt work.
PandaPants .: ;-)
GM Flashfire: I'm going to go ahead and close this chat. You have a great day good sir.
PandaPants .: What why?>
PandaPants .: I have many mroe questions
PandaPants .:
http://www.reallifetrolling.com/ thats my website! check it otu in your spare time this convos been streaming there, I have over 10'000 hits a day!
GM Flashfire: To be frank, you've been offered more than enough warnings, suspensions, and offered help at every opportunity. Since you no longer require that assistance, you have a great day. I'm sure you'll be in touch again.
'PandaPants .' disconnected ('Concluded by Agent').