Dear Marketing and Web Development team girl whom Magra doesn't (yet) know:
You may want to haul out Magra's contact info and file a pre-emptive restraining order.
Creepy as [filtered] but funny as hell.
OMG THAT GURL SO HOT!
I WONDER WHAT SHE HAS ON HER FINGUR TO SMELL SO LONG!!!!!
Have to admit although her face is close being covered, she's definitely got some motorboat friendlies.
I'm not stalking. That would mean I was actively seeking out methods of figuring out her name and stuff, which I am not!
I was, in a polite way, letting her know that I find her attractive.
You are all just jealous.
That's a ballsy forum post!
she is not hot, you just have low standards. fattie mcfatterton