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The story all begins with the friends of Cutie Brigade claiming Mistmoore Island as their own. As such with any terroritory, one must rid the land of all opposition, one such fellow by the name of Ajax was an unfortunate soul who was destined to die. Unbenounced to myself and fellow guild-mates Ajax was the fastest Beserker in all the land. Once we could not catch up to him we gave up the chase knowing it was futile. Five minutes past and Ajax came back, but this time he was being quite rude. Saying things like, "LOL slow [filtered] nuggas, can't catch me I am faster than the gingerbread man nugga," and "Gibe monies plis, I repurt u." Feeling our honor was at stake we made the decision to declare war on the might Vincit Omnia, who was 7/0 and over 60 members.
We all met at our belove Mistmoore home land, for what we thought was a 5v5, but it was an ambush! Ten members hop out of the bushes and took the lives of my beloved Bunna and Hollachoass, feeling a great sence of guilt I punged headlong into their ranks and was immedately cut down. After resurrecting our guildmaster, Mizuri was ambush and killed by ten members of Vincit Omnia's elite tracing unit. Knowing that only more would arrive we made the difficult decision to flee our homeland in Mistmoore Island and set up shop in Popolion.
From our new base located at Popolion I started to do some recconnaissance and found the power sorcerer and leader, Htwo. We started to chat it up, talking about having sex and all the hot women in his guild, you know guy stuff. WHat he didn't know was that my guildmembers AKA The VietKong were stalking every single one of their low level guildmembers. I then gave the order to systematically annihilate them in Valley of the Titans and Freeholds. Meanwhile myself and two other of my guildmates stalked Eziel and his gf Xiola. As soon as they came out of the caravan escort we descended upon them and killed them both twice. KNowing that they would alert their guild we slipped back in the shadows.
Becoming outraged at the slaughter that was occuring I offered Htwo and, my new super awesome asian girlfriend, Aerilya to hop in vent with us. ILY Aerilya <333><3, Chrono for being taller than me, and Haters for being a foreign mutha [filtered]a who likes to give out candy and get high.
Regards,
ProfessorPanda
We all met at our belove Mistmoore home land, for what we thought was a 5v5, but it was an ambush! Ten members hop out of the bushes and took the lives of my beloved Bunna and Hollachoass, feeling a great sence of guilt I punged headlong into their ranks and was immedately cut down. After resurrecting our guildmaster, Mizuri was ambush and killed by ten members of Vincit Omnia's elite tracing unit. Knowing that only more would arrive we made the difficult decision to flee our homeland in Mistmoore Island and set up shop in Popolion.
From our new base located at Popolion I started to do some recconnaissance and found the power sorcerer and leader, Htwo. We started to chat it up, talking about having sex and all the hot women in his guild, you know guy stuff. WHat he didn't know was that my guildmembers AKA The VietKong were stalking every single one of their low level guildmembers. I then gave the order to systematically annihilate them in Valley of the Titans and Freeholds. Meanwhile myself and two other of my guildmates stalked Eziel and his gf Xiola. As soon as they came out of the caravan escort we descended upon them and killed them both twice. KNowing that they would alert their guild we slipped back in the shadows.
Becoming outraged at the slaughter that was occuring I offered Htwo and, my new super awesome asian girlfriend, Aerilya to hop in vent with us. ILY Aerilya <333><3, Chrono for being taller than me, and Haters for being a foreign mutha [filtered]a who likes to give out candy and get high.
Regards,
ProfessorPanda
Edited by: Inb4ban
about 1 year ago