The Weasley Orthodoxy

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When Weasley first brought light to the darkness, order to the chaos, there was peace in the universe. The one true race was created to watch over the earth and the give thanks to The Weasley. Thus the Baraka were born.

However, not long after, in 1999, Thaggok Ember-Storm, AKA Thaggok the Completer, Thaggok the Putrescent, Thaggok the Sulphuric, and Thaggoc the Dime-catcher led the war against the heavens. To curse this abomination, Weasley changed Thaggok into a monster, which eventually spawned all of the lesser races. These races (lowest among them being the Aman (Fantasy Dinosaurs)) were enslaved by the true and just servants of The Weasely.

The current era of our world begins on one fateful day of april 20th. As the Barakan lords took part in the ceremonial lighting of the CHR0N WH33Z3LEY, the slave races were hard at work preparing a feast for Weasley himself to partake in. It is said that if the pigling roast did not meet The Weasleys standards for 10 years in a row, then the cursed races would be stircken from the lands forever. This is when a dirty Aman slave presnted the Celestial Plateau with the juciest, greaziest, most succlent pigling ever to be seen. In a rare moment of grace, while the greaze still dripped from Weasley's glorious face, he decided to free the lesser races, while still leaving them severely handicapped mentally and physically compared to their Barakan Lords.

Now the world has forgotten of the great deeds past and disease, contagion, and unrest overtake the lands. If you wish to survive the coming wrath of Weasley, you will take heed of this story, and allow Weasley to take over your physical form so that he might taketh of your dimez and drinketh of your bowls of greaze. This will make him stronger, so that he might finally wipe from the lands the heretics.
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GREAT READ A+++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN
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As a prophet to our Lord, our GOD Weasley can I get an all around AMEN?!

I would also like to add that we hold a bi-yearly festival in our lords name, has come to simply be known as The Festival. During The Festival all of the animals from the region send emissaries to pay their respects to the one true god Weasley, known as The Coming. This group is usually lead by a mugato of roasting age followed by the lesser animal creatures with the Aman (Fantasy Dinosaurs) bringing up the rear. We do no actually roast the Aman since they are a sentient, albeit inferior life forms. We do love their succlent pigling delicacy we have come to enjoy. The grease makes my mouth water just thinking of it, a haunch of succlent pigling would be mighty delicious. Oh I appear to have lost myself again in thinking of one of the most amazing meats of all time. After The Roasting, there is a period known as The Game, where we high born creatures watch rabid Popori that have been surgically modified with harpoon gun arms (basically, we chop off their mid forearm and make it into a harpoon! Baraka tech) hunt down Aman (Fantasy Dinosaurs) that are only armed with a bone club of members of the previous year's games (the first year we sent them in without weapons). Naturally, the last Aman standing is crowned victor and is then sacrificed to our Lord Weasley in a bloody ritual. This is known as The Sacrifice. After that, we all dance and celebrate our lord.

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Edited by: BboyXtreme about 1 year ago
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We are locking this thread, Rule 1245452132: Calling out.
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Stuntastic on 04/25/2012, 09:49 PM - view
. This is when a dirty Aman slave presnted the Celestial Plateau with the juciest, greaziest, most succlent pigling ever to be seen. In a rare moment of grace, while the greaze still


succlent piglings