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Further research indicates that Windows 7 Blocks port 10001 by default, way to choose your ports guys, and worse, even with Windows Firewall completely disabled and inbound and outbound ports of both kinds specified under it anyway, I can't get this friggin' port open.
Nothing I do seems to work, there REALLY should be alternate ports instead of this one poorly chosen port, but since there's not, ZOMG HELP!