While I was in Iraq on my way to the gym (walking), I sharted. Desert heat, 20 minute walk back to my dorm, 5 minutes left to the gym.... went to the gym, worked out anyway. Smelled strongly of poop. Yeah, I'm a jerk for that.

Your turn!

Had stomach issues going on but my GF at the time (Who is now my fiance god knows why she stuck around after this.) wanted to see a movie. So 10 minutes into the movie it slipped out of nowhere.. Had to cancel the date and leave obviously. She still won't let me live it down... -sigh- Memory's. xD

See, this is what we need more of.

Never sharted anywhere of significance myself, but my friend's friend sharted at a frat party back when we were in college. They had left our apartment to go party while me and my other roommate were just hanging out and watching TV. They came back like 30-40 minutes later, and his friend just kinda walked past us not saying anything, while my friend just casually plopped down on the couch and started watching TV with us.

I looked at him and said, "You guys done, already?"

He glanced at me with a goofy grin, looked back at the TV, and said, "Na, Chris just pooped his pants a little."

Kid took a quick bottom-half shower, and they went right back into the thick of it. To this day, he is known as Poopy-Pants.

Was at my best buds college with him and his GF at the time. We were all hanging out with her new college friends getting high... and I took to big of a puff coughed and sharted and i felt so embarressed but funny thing was, I think everyone was to high to notice.