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Unfortunately, it comes as no surprise to many that what we consider to be the guild "NFA" is primarily composed of societal rejects, spouse abusers, and failing artists. The questions remain, however, "Why is NFA? What do they want with our home-baked cookies, and when will they ever stop drooling?" This can best be answered by a classical decomposition of the group, it's motives, goals, and lack of pants in general. Hopefully, through this discourse, some light may be shone into the receding dark crevici that NFA make their home.
Surging Crime Rate
It has been said by leading criminologist and sociologist Margeret Thatcher "NFA is good for neither body, nor soul, and should be upended at the first opportunity."[1,457,312] Whether she was talking about the failing hypnotic K-pop livingroom-based Nubile Fallic Abusers or the guild NFA, it is uncertain. What _is_ certain is the dearth of negative contributions that groups claiming the acronym NFA have had on the well-being of our prison educational system. Were it not for the helmets worn by each and every member, it has been theorized that at least 30,000 walls within our country's very own felon and criminally insane daycares would be blemished with the combined blood and matted hair that is the calling card of every NFA member. Much can be said about the efficacy of proper head protection for those deemed "NFA".
Alchemical Reduction of the NFA
Although very little research has been conducted concerning the spiritual essence of your run-of-the-mill NFA, there have been a select few who tread wearily down that stinking, wretched path. I, personally, have met at least two such self-sacrificing individuals. Sores and blisters cover their skin, hair falling in sticky large patches at irregular intervals, and speech patterns irreparably tainted by their brief brush with the soul-rending NFA distillate. These brave researchers, using pictures of underage girls and grease burgers hung over pits lined with sharpened bamboo, acquire the primary material for their studies at great personal risk. I shudder to imagine how many NFA members were captured by such simple and garish traps, and their elimination from the gene pool is, in this authors honest opinion, the only useful aspect of any research that has been conducted so far.
Moralistic Contributions to the Sanity of the Nation
None.
As is made plain, the well-being of our great magnanimous undertaking is under direct fire from hostile Persistent Targeted Threats as NFA. I would encourage each and every good countryman to take arms against such foul-breathed and pimple-bottomed as those mentioned above, and leave naught but green gooey stains in their wake. For the good of our peoples and future generations!
Surging Crime Rate
It has been said by leading criminologist and sociologist Margeret Thatcher "NFA is good for neither body, nor soul, and should be upended at the first opportunity."[1,457,312] Whether she was talking about the failing hypnotic K-pop livingroom-based Nubile Fallic Abusers or the guild NFA, it is uncertain. What _is_ certain is the dearth of negative contributions that groups claiming the acronym NFA have had on the well-being of our prison educational system. Were it not for the helmets worn by each and every member, it has been theorized that at least 30,000 walls within our country's very own felon and criminally insane daycares would be blemished with the combined blood and matted hair that is the calling card of every NFA member. Much can be said about the efficacy of proper head protection for those deemed "NFA".
Alchemical Reduction of the NFA
Although very little research has been conducted concerning the spiritual essence of your run-of-the-mill NFA, there have been a select few who tread wearily down that stinking, wretched path. I, personally, have met at least two such self-sacrificing individuals. Sores and blisters cover their skin, hair falling in sticky large patches at irregular intervals, and speech patterns irreparably tainted by their brief brush with the soul-rending NFA distillate. These brave researchers, using pictures of underage girls and grease burgers hung over pits lined with sharpened bamboo, acquire the primary material for their studies at great personal risk. I shudder to imagine how many NFA members were captured by such simple and garish traps, and their elimination from the gene pool is, in this authors honest opinion, the only useful aspect of any research that has been conducted so far.
Moralistic Contributions to the Sanity of the Nation
None.
As is made plain, the well-being of our great magnanimous undertaking is under direct fire from hostile Persistent Targeted Threats as NFA. I would encourage each and every good countryman to take arms against such foul-breathed and pimple-bottomed as those mentioned above, and leave naught but green gooey stains in their wake. For the good of our peoples and future generations!