Save for your thread bumps, that is...

who wants a free pony ride?!

join blood and steel: free ponies!

protip: select((select(STDOUT), $|=1)[0]);

save your hair

LF players with a pulse

Fen is just being melodramatic

I want my dragon mount!

Like unfortunate bridges, resonating in the wind until they collapse!

Stupid summer and its stupid heat

Don't worry fen. As GM, I automatically relegate you to a lower plane of consideration for every event, yay!

Or people without arms, apparently...