no you can not haz cookie they all belong to me >;D
Edited by: pheonixs
about 1 year ago
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was [filtered], thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was [filtered], thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
*creeps back*
mmmmm creamy ;3
mmmmm creamy ;3
thought you were suppose to be a bear not an ant eater :P
Torael on 04/17/2012, 08:21 AM - view
Oh noes he's gonna slaughter us all with his CareBear Stare!
I am open to all honorable duels. If you see a human lancer named Archael, don't be scared, I'm a big carebear at heart!
Archael, Human Lancer, EDGE
Oh noes he's gonna slaughter us all with his CareBear Stare!
oh hai der!!!!!!
no you arn't allowed to start one out like that sorry :(. It has to be "This one time in wonderland..."
Maximus on 2012-02-23 04:10:05 UTC - view
... give me my cookies nao kind sir... stop spending all your money on booze like a hussy and get me my cookies nao!
I do ^^, like for example.. I still haz no cookiez -_- so until I get my cookies I'll continue to be depwessed =3
... give me my cookies nao kind sir... stop spending all your money on booze like a hussy and get me my cookies nao!
Maximus on 2012-02-22 05:24:15 UTC - view
GIMMEH MAH COOKIES NAO !!!
^^ It's a god damn miracle ladies and gentleman lol. EDGE is back on the front page xD Someone go and get me my apron! I'm making cookies tonight :D
GIMMEH MAH COOKIES NAO !!!
Maximus on 2012-02-08 14:36:52 UTC
You're not allowed on Sir. You havn't payed enough cookies to the guild to be able to enter >=O!
Getting ready for the first CBT ;)
You're not allowed on Sir. You havn't payed enough cookies to the guild to be able to enter >=O!