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Aw yea, think I found myself a home. Needed a place where I can shoot off mah lazors in peace!


Am I allowed to look like this?
Pre-bc took longer than this, Rift was about the same, Warhammer was longer, even BC was longer. Yet you're complaining about it? Yea you're right everyone should get instant 60 the second they make their character. I have a grand idea, since this is an MMO and all. You could... group with other players for quests! Oh my what a mind blower, being social in a game based on social activity the horror. There were plenty of people who hit 60 after 2-3d of uncap, and considering 38 takes maybe a day to hit... it's not exactly long. I can't wait for all the cry babies to come out and complain about how hard "hard mode" dungeons are.
Dorinfoehammer on 05/02/2012, 10:49 AM - view
Howdy,

Dracula here from Malum Factum! This past week we've enjoyed declaring war with several guilds and have appreciated (for the most part) how some of them have participated during them. Typically we are at war with 5+ guilds on a daily basis so I'd like to share some observations on what we have noticed is becoming a trend. They are the following:

1. When a guild master or his guild begins to lose they pass off the guild master position to a low level alt to avoid losing the extra 10 points. Congratulations you have just earned the [filtered] title! Wear it proudly.

2. During battles some guilds will retreat to a safe zone and park their healers there. They will then heal their group without fear of being killed. I picture those who do this as the French in Monty Python hurling insults from the castle walls. Your mother was a hamster etc. etc.

Until En Masse does something to fix the mechanics of GvG...I encourage anyone here to make life a living hell for guilds who use these tactics. Keep them in the towns where they belong til they grow a pair.


~Cheers


PS Pimsley GM of Malum Factum for Vanarch 2012! www.malumfactum.com



1. As others have said the entire mechanic is absolutely stupid to begin with, I honestly don't understand why all guilds just don't transfer GM to an alt that derps in a town 24/7.

2. After attacking someone, being attacked or healing someone you get a debuff for say, two minutes? Which makes you open game in safe zones. Problem solved.
Samzius on 04/24/2012, 06:48 AM - view
spardok on 04/24/2012, 06:46 AM
Zebras don't wear bling, your argument is invalid.




Zebras don't wear bling, your argument is invalid.
Did you just put a brony and zebra into the same category? I am both angered and saddened by this mishap.
Why the hell would you take a picture of a zebra's legs.....
I'm enjoying the epicness of 6 Subway sandwiches, much better than Tera. Though your mother issues seem too far gone for even Subway to fix. It's okay though, at least daddy won't mistake Subway meatball sandwich for family fun time anymore.
You seem to be extremely obsessed with mothers, I guess yours didn't give you enough attention? It's okay though, you don't have to empty your wallet for a shrink. Just cancel your order of Tera and go get some amazing Subway sandwiches, it will take your mind off your mother issues and make you a happier person.